Our heater caught fire

isaisanisa:

So we had to call the apartment repair guys

They came

To our

Apartment.

oh god

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.

I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.

I hate you

themeghanchakra:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

NON ONO IMAGINE THOUGH. AN ANGEL ALL BEAT UP AND DEPRESSED SEES A REDBULL COMMERCIAL AND HEARS “REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS” AND GOES AND BUYS A WHOLE FUCKING PACK OF REDBULL AND DRINKS ALL OF THEM AND IS JUST CONFUSED AND REALLY HYPER AS THEY WAIT FOR THEIR WINGS TO RETURN JUST IMAGINE